Category: Food

  • What I Have Been Doing in My Retirement (Hint: It’s Not Gardening)

    What I Have Been Doing in My Retirement (Hint: It’s Not Gardening)

    As I approached retirement, I attended many retirement potlucks to ask soon-to-be retirees about their plans for the rest of their lives. Their answers never failed to disappoint: “I always said I need more time to work in my garden, now I’ll have plenty of time!,” “I will bake a…

  • One Thing I Don’t Miss About Scootering

    One Thing I Don’t Miss About Scootering

    Back in 2010, fourteen years before the crash that ended the “scooter” part of BurgerScoot, I would ride around Sacramento enjoying my newfound freedom. (I had stopped driving many years before, and my modes of transportation were limited to bicycling, riding Sacramento’s abysmal Regional Transit system, or having either of…

  • Nation’s Unruly Giant

    Nation’s Unruly Giant

    Recently, while my wife and I were running errands in and around the north area of Sacramento County we decided to have lunch at In-N-Out Burger off of Truxel Road. The food was what I expected for the California chain–good if not unique. On our ride back we noticed across…

  • The “Coal Stop” California Burger

    Nope, it is an oasis around a virtual desert of sorts. The name of the resort comes from a famous cattle ranch nearby know by locals for the foul smells of cattle excrement and the even worse smells coming from the slaughterhouse, but lucky for us, the resort is far…

  • The Two-Block BurgerWalk–Mexican Style

    When I was regularly reviewing burgers in the Sacramento area on this site I found at least three restaurants that served some of the best burgers in town that were easily within walking distance from my office. Esquire Grill and Grange made excellent burgers, but the best burger in the…

  • Burritos Burgers and Booze

    My friend and fellow blogger Chip told me as we were driving out of Downtown Sacramento last Wednesday night that the taco stand we were passing served his favorite hamburger. I looked at the sign as we drove by, Taqueria Jalisco. His statement and the stand’s name were incongruent. Did…

  • Eggs, Bacon, and Evil Clowns

    Eggs, Bacon, and Evil Clowns

    Skip is talking about jury duty and how, in his retirement, he gets summoned more than ever before. “I’m so tired of getting picked for jury duty. The next time a lawyer asks me what do I think of black people I’m going to tell ’em ‘There’re great. I think…

  • More Bread for Mopping: Eating with Jimmy

    More Bread for Mopping: Eating with Jimmy

    “Two fat guys walk into a restaurant…” I don’t know what the punchline of that joke would be. It’s been so long since I lived the actual setup. The last time I had lunch with my friend Jimmy was over seventeen years ago. I miss our time together, our unhealthy…

  • Joe Marty’s (Version 4.0)

    Along with Selland’s Market-Cafe, Sampino’s Kitchen at Joe Marty’s is an excellent new addition to the Greater Broadway District in Sacramento. This bar & grill is not new. It’s a storied place working under different names.  It was originally opened by its namesake, who played for the Chicago Cubs and later…

  • Jack’s Breakfast Club of One

    Breakfast! Jack has a very unhealthy attachment to food. As overweight as he is, Jack would be twice as big if he had the full breakfast he desires every morning–every single morning. Instead, he has roughly the same thing every weekday morning: a cup of coffee with cream. On the…