BURGER SCOOT

Jack walked into the yoga studio and rolled out his mat.

The room was dark, and from the previous Hot Yoga class, it was still warm and a little humid.

“There’s the troublemaker,” Mary said, winking at him while she was in a table pose.

Jack smiled and teased back, “I see you didn’t double-park your mat this morning, good girl! “

This is the closest thing to flirting Jack has had, given, or received in over 35 years, and he likes the attention so much that, in their conversations, he conveniently never mentions to Mary that he is married.

You could call the old man a Downward Facing Dawg!