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“Just look at that young man in that cowboy hat,” she whispered to her husband, “He should remove that when he’s in church.”

“Times change; traditions slip away; younger generations don’t seem to care,” her husband replied indifferently.

Then, suddenly he objected, “Hey, you’re wearing a hat; how come it’s okay that women can wear fancy hats during service, but men are expected to remove their headgear?”

“The Bible says a woman’s hair is her crowning glory,” the wife said; it’s in one of Paul’s letters to the Corinthians somewhere.

“I still don’t understand why I can’t wear my New York Mets cap?” the husband grumbled.

The woman shook her head in disbelief, “You don’t have to be a theologian to understand that one,” as she stood with her husband to sing the opening hymn. “God is clearly not a Mets fan.”