Checkmated by My Own Brain: A Six-Sentence Story

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I am horrible at solving puzzles; my remedial mind has a hard time with puzzle games like Sudoku, the NYT’s Wordle, and Connections.

When I was a kid and liked to watch Batman with Adam West, I used to get lost when The Riddler (played by Frank Gorshin) would riddle the Caped Crusader, and our hero’s ability to solve The Riddler’s deadly brain teaser meant the difference between life and death for the good people of Gotham City.

Many of those good people would have died if I had been the masked man, and Commissioner Gordon would have unplugged the spotlight until a smarter uber mensch came along.

I enjoy chess but am horrible at it, and chess puzzles (or chess problems, to use the pastime’s parlance) can be challenging: the advanced ones are tough and remind me why I am such a patzer.

But unlike the difficult variants of Sudoku, I continue to try to solve any chess puzzles, even if it only reinforces the self-fulfilling prophecy of my self-worth; more on that in an upcoming post.

If nothing else, my love for chess puzzles has confirmed two things: I’m into a less physically harmful form of self-flagellation, and puzzles are one more reason I could never cut it as my favorite superhero.

My favorite (fictional) American chess player solves a chess problem. And if you haven’t seen the Netflix limited series “The Queen’s Gambit,” I promise you it is worth your time, whether you like chess or not.

5 responses to “Checkmated by My Own Brain: A Six-Sentence Story”

  1. Frank Hubeny Avatar

    We are always of value even if we can’t solve puzzles.

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  2. Liz H-H Avatar

    You made me chuckle; why do we reach so for puzzles beyond our present capacity? Why not. 😆

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  3. messymimi's meanderings Avatar

    You reach higher for the puzzles beyond capacity so as to learn and grow. If you can’t puzzle well, I’ll bet you have other things you can do to which I couldn’t hold a candle.

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  4. Reelika Pedak Avatar

    Well, it doesn’t matter if you can’t solve puzzles well enough to be a superhero.

    I for fact know you can write well.

    Great six!

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  5. Me and My Self-fulfilling Prophecy – BURGER SCOOT Avatar

    […] Professor Dorman left me with something that has stayed with me for what I imagine will be the rest of my life: I was living a Self-fulfilling Prophecy. Then he explained exactly what that was. It was not a compliment. Still, it was the first time I was confronted with this problem. Strange that I have never been able to shake it. It’s been 39 years since my mentor told me that I was living a Self-fulfilling Prophecy. He wasn’t dooming me, he was telling me this hard truth so I could shake it, work my way through it, but even today I see this in the mirror after I have fucked up something, even in little things like playing a game of chess or trying to solve a chess problem, and falling on my face. I wrote about it in a recent post. […]

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