Found this while tooling around on the web. I first read this in National Lampoon when I was in college. Funniest damn thing I read in those years. It pre-dates The Simpsons so it might have been the inspiration for The Itchy & Scratchy Show. The eyes have it!
Burger Scoot 
Thank you!
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GREAT to see Kit & Kaboodle again! Thanks for posting…very much appreciated.
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